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Random words from a Floridian:

“Gators eat anything you put in front of them.”

“A pig will eat 8 pounds of meat in two minutes and will cut through bone like water.”

“The only things left when a body is put infront of a pig are the teeth and hair.”

“Florida has panthers.”

“Gators are pretty docile when they’re not hungry.”

“You can dispose of a human body in no time when there’s a bunch of gators around.”

“Armadillos are nocturnal animals.”

“Possums are nocturnal animals. Baby possums are slightly bigger than fava beans.”

“Vultures are everywhere. They stalk weak animals.”

“A big turtle had just died along an 11 mile trail in the Everglades. When I came back in 45 minutes, the only thing left was the shell. You throw a body in and it’s never going to be found.”